Having welcomed our second child into the mix in January we are once again trying to figure out what the hell we are doing. Apparently just because you have one child doesn’t mean you have mastered anything because for some reason kids are all different. The newbie has two settings – noisy sleep and screaming awake – awesome! Lucky for us Portlandia has a new episode and they have all the parenting tips we need. What makes this more upsetting is we have actually tried some of these things – never did the French thing. What are your parenting tips on handling a newborn?