“Dearest daughter. You’re a porker. You love cookies. Especially fudge filled. I love to push my unfulfilled sports dreams onto my children. Those two things just go together. Much like a delicious Oreo and cold milk.”
While the father is well off the mark regarding how to motivate children, I’ve got to say, the kid has some fantastic taste in cookies. How the hell can she keep her eyes off of those bags they are all so delicious! If she could only get out of her bed to grab them.