I’ll refrain from making fun of the kid even though she looks like the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse coming to reign over the Earth. Either that or she just figured out she was related to those people.
Dad is a couple weeks in on the job and just realized what “for worse” meant in the vows. Up until the Horsemen was born it was all Dungeons and Dragons forums and weekend Civil War reenactments. “THE SOUTH WILL RISE THIS WEEKEND ON THE PLAYGROUND NEAR THE COSTCO!”
He is living off No Doz and Jolt Cola. He can’t concentrate at work. The rest of the staff at Walgreen’s has noticed his lack of spunk. He is a beaten man.
Smile for the camera. Say cheese on three. “1…2…”