Dogs can be trained. Children are punished until they learn the correct thing to do. Plus, ever try to get a kid to balance food on his nose before he eats it? It’s impossible! The food gets all over the place and he gets all “waaa I’m hungry can’t I just eat?” and you’ve got to explain he will never get on Animal Planet with that attitude and lack of discipline. He whines about not being an animal an not caring and you come back with “I just wanted a cocker spaniel and your mother had to have a child.” That was cruel. Tell him you are sorry and give him a treat.
Here is a gallery of well trained dogs.