You know you’re addicted to gambling when you do either of the following:
A.) Instead of making your kid’s snowman look like Frosty, you decide to replicate “Boys Night Out.”
B.) Stay out all night playing poker until you win your money back despite the onset of frostbite leaving your wife to find you looking like this.
I can’t imagine how long it took to make such an awesome display of vice, but I can promise you it took longer than Charlie Sheen’s snowman who’s passed out on the front lawn after doing a line of blow.