Dad’s A Dork: Star Wars Van
26 May
The worst commercial on television right now involves some type of car I don’t remember and that kid in the backseat making people feel bad about the type of car they drive. Is this what the world needs? Some punk kid telling us our car is a piece of crap? A little snot mocking and feeling bad for our children that are obviously embarrassed to ride in said piece of crap. I’ll answer that: it’s not. And also, that child is probably adopted, and will grow up to be an asshole. Tell me I’m wrong.
The only kid that should feel bad about his father’s ride is the kid that gets drop off at school in this Star Wars van. It’s not even a quality job. It’s got the airbrushing technique of a Jersey boardwalk t-shirt. The Force is off with this one. But you know what they say “if this van’s a rocking, it’s Princess Leia’s boots I’m a knocking.”
