If Movie Titles Were Honest

15 Jul

I hate when a preview gives away an entire movie. I also hate when people talk through previews. But what I hate the most are wooden spoons to my tender backside. One of those statements has nothing to do with this blog.

Imagine if movie posters told the true story. Like the poster in this post. I don’t remember the second half of Full Metal Jacket because I usually turn it off after Pyle blows his brains out. Good times. It would save a hell of a lot of time going to see movies with the kids. Although every movie poster would read “kids learn lesson after something tragic happens”.

Check out this gallery of movie posters that are telling the truth. Meanwhile, I’ll be collecting all the wooden spoons in the world. Shhhh. Don’t tell them I’m coming.

What if Movie Titles Were Honest? [Nerd Bastards]

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