I woke up yesterday to the news of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver separating and it really didn’t shock me in the least. No marriage breaking up would ever comes as a shock. Ever. What did come as a shock is that the news stated, only about a hundred times, that the couple is trying to keep the news private. NOTHING IS EVER PRIVATE! They might want to keep things quiet but the rumors will start popping up faster than Arnold’s man tits in a tank top.
Cheating is probably the reason. It’s my guess. The folks over at Holy Taco have gathered up some pretty good photo evidence about what probably lead to the split.