Back when I was a kid, if I didn’t want to do something I did it anyway. Either that or got smacked for talking back and still did it. But today’s precious little snowflakes can’t be bothered with helping out dear old mom. This kid refused to go grab a load of firewood and instead shot his mom in the head. She died. This snotty little brat will probably be out before Lee Murray.
Is it just me or does this kid look a lot like Augustus from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? To make matters worse, his lawyer is rocking a ponytail. Far be it from me to judge a book by a cover, but I don’t want a Willie Nelson look-alike speaking on my behalf – even if I’m 10.
Wait. Chunk from Goonies. That’s who he looks like. The boys in cellblock are gonna love to watch him truffle shuffle.