There isn’t much I wouldn’t do for my son. I’m sure he’ll test that theory for the next sixty years. I’m going to have to save this article and print it out to let him know that there is a line I won’t cross.
Love the little bastard but smuggling drugs to him in prison with an open mouth kiss is a bit much. Especially when the drugs where just up my butt.
Convicted felon Donald Curtis, 56, was arrested by FBI agents Friday at a Florence, Colo. federal lockup after plotting over a monitored phone with his imprisoned son for two months.According to an FBI agent’s report, Denney planned to smuggle a golf ball-sized chunk of black tar heroin he had wrapped in plastic and hid in his rectum. Authorities say Denney was going to transfer the drugs by giving his 29-year-old son, who has the same first name, a mouth-to-mouth kiss during a visit.
I’m one billion percent positive there was a heated debate by all involved about whether to let the deal actually go down. Thankfully the authorities stepped in but it probably would have been much better had they let it all play out. Imagine the hits that vid would get on YouTube.
2 morons. 1 butt ball of Heroin. Working title.
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