Dad Builds Life-Sized, Drivable R2-D2

You can tell how much a man loves him family by his lawn. If it looks like the 18th at Augusta and the landscaping is pristine he probably hates them and looks for any reason to be outside.

What the hell can you tell about a man that spends all his time building a drivable R2-D2? The dork is strong with this one.

When mom asks “what’s daddy doing?” I was hoping one of the kids answered “making me want to move away from home as soon as possible and legally change my name to erase all traces to this man and his ancestry.”

I also would have settled for “being a douche” from one of the kids.