12 Jul
Remember the first time you kid tasted something new and acted like it was the most amazing thing ever? The first spoonful of ice cream, watermelon, peaches, and of course any type of fruit juice. The way it tastes so good when it hits your tongue…the tingle of juicy goodness! I will pretend that when [...]
11 Jul
Let’s be honest shall we? When you have a son you look forward to certain things in his life that will benefit you in some way. When he is able to take out the garbage, mow the loan, and wash the car are all things that allow for more quality naps for you. There are [...]
9 Jul
You know that global warming is a slight possibility when you see a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it.
21 Jun
I’ve heard of helicopter parenting, but moped parenting? This I gotta try!
6 Apr
I’m not sure how you celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ in your town, but this takes the carrot cake for the most absurd Easter celebration I’ve ever seen. I mean, seriously, isn’t grandma a little too old to be hunting for eggs? Technorati Tags: Easter, parenting fail
3 Apr
Don’t play dress up with your child if you dress them like reality show trash.
28 Mar
When choosing a school for your child be sure to find one that teaches drinking games.
21 Mar
Since Adam was in the Garden of Eden, man has been peeing outside. Now it’s time to teach your son how.
7 Feb
Ah yes the infamous “I’m running a bit late so you can you feed him before I get home?” Me being the always helpful husband and father obviously agree to this request. I know what my kid likes to eat and I am confident in my ability to not only make him some food, but [...]
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