nOOb Dad

If you have a child like mine they enjoy picking up phones, remotes, gadgets, and pretty much anything that lights up or requires them to push a button.  Well my son was home with the wifey and was reprogramming our television when he stumbles across a wonderful present for his Dada.  My wife found it [...]

Laughing at your child’s silly fears might not be the best idea.

Nothing like that 3AM door slam from a child escaping his room.

Come on Disney I expected more from you.  You really needed to design a sippy cup where the straw is in such a location as to look like something it in no way should look like?  Look at Buzz Lightyear up there with his arms crossed looking so proud of what he has to offer. [...]

We warned you against making New Year’s Resolutions. Apparently, this guys thought we were joking.

My son Blake just turned two years old on December 30 and I have been waiting for the start of the so called Terrible Twos.  I am not sure what he is going to be capable of at this age – will he obtain some sort of crazy toddler strength?  A more keen ability to [...]

My son loves to go see the animals – or as he calls them YaYas – at the nature center near our home, but when he goes my wife is very cautious.  She is always concerned the animal might snap at at our son or he might get knocked over.  Of course other parents are [...]

First off I have to say bad parenting does come in to play when you don’t inform your children that the bidet, or fancy pooper cleaner, is not for drinking.  However, you know the little girl is well aware that drinking that water  – no matter how cold – is not what you should be [...]

Don’t eat an erotic cake in front of children…just bad parenting.

Well if you are like me and you have a nearly two year old at home you know feeding time aren’t always the easiest time of day.  My son now refuses to sit in a high chair or a booster seat.  He feels he has earned the right to sit at the table in a [...]