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It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!

Jason Moles — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 15:53:25 +0000

The pepper spray barely overpowered the stench of vomit.

Most Thoughtful Parents Ever!!!

Jason Moles — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 12:20:51 +0000

I don't always fly with twin newborns, but when I do I bring earplugs.

Apparently the Chinese Have Added to Their Take-Out Menu

Jason Moles — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 15:14:36 +0000

I've heard of helicopter parenting, but moped parenting? This I gotta try!

Milestones: Teaching Your Son How to Pee Outside

Jason Moles — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:42:12 +0000

Since Adam was in the Garden of Eden, man has been peeing outside. Now it's time to teach your son how.

ABC’s of Fatherhood

Jason Moles — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:19:21 +0000

The ABC's of Fatherhood are 26 little nuggets of wisdom.

We Warned You About This New Year’s Resolution

Jason Moles — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 16:42:34 +0000

We warned you against making New Year's Resolutions. Apparently, this guys thought we were joking.

Bad Parenting: Feeding Time

John — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:17:36 +0000

Well if you are like me and you have a nearly two year old at home you know feeding time aren’t always the easiest time of day. My son now refuses to sit in a high chair or a booster seat. He feels he has earned the right to sit at the table in a [...]

Bad Parenting: Letting Dad Shop

John — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 13:41:08 +0000

As a parent and an adult there are certain you have to do a few times a month. One of those things is going grocery shopping and when you have a little one you usually have to bring them. Now the grocery store knows that kids will be in the store ad position every cartoon [...]

Cute for you doesn’t mean it is right

John — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 12:32:36 +0000

Sure you think that the pink bunny costume is the cutest thing ever. You will toss it on your little one and wander around the neighborhood getting all kinds of smiles and waves from other moms. Well when dad has to take junior around in the outfit other dads nod in a knowing way that [...]

Bad Parenting: Not the best toys for the kid

John — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 00:03:24 +0000

When mommy decides to let daddy go pick out toys for the kid you can’t expect miracles . On the bright side at least he went with something inflatable that is soft without sharp corners.. In the future he should stick with Thomas the Train, Caillou, and some more cuddly things that won’t make the [...]

Kids will be Kids

John — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 02:32:15 +0000

Clowns can be scary to some kids, but a kid running around in a clown mask and Underoos will scary the hell out of all parents. This is the kind of think you see in a Rob Zombie movie and if Rob Zombie’s name is associated with it you know it is not a cute [...]

Horrible Parent of the Day: Sloane Briles

John — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 21:29:11 +0000

Show your son you love him....by tossing him off a boat.

What A Cheapskate!

Jason Moles — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 13:46:23 +0000

The lengths some dads will go to in order to save a buck is astounding... and pathetic.

OPINION: Block That Little Cockblocker

John — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 11:00:41 +0000

Here’s the thing. Your kid is kind of a cockblocker.

Bad Parenting: Teaching Your Kid To Skateboard Using An SUV

nOOb Dad — Mon, 23 May 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Brains? Where we are going we don't need brains.

Israeli Parents Name Their Newborn Daughter “Like”

nOOb Dad — Tue, 17 May 2011 13:00:54 +0000

More reason to create a DISLIKE button

People Have Finally Stopped Naming Their Kid Elvis

nOOb Dad — Fri, 13 May 2011 12:00:29 +0000

The name, like the King, is dead.

A Video Of Fatherly Advice From Movie Dads

nOOb Dad — Wed, 11 May 2011 18:00:02 +0000

Lessons learned from the dads of the silver screen

If You Do This To Your Kid I Probably Wouldn’t Like You

nOOb Dad — Wed, 11 May 2011 14:00:30 +0000

That poor little bastard.

Bad Parenting: Letting Your Kid Watch PBS

nOOb Dad — Tue, 10 May 2011 11:00:42 +0000

Probably as bad as letting them waste a dollar.

Bad Parenting: Not Checking Your Children For Contraband On School Picture Day

nOOb Dad — Fri, 06 May 2011 17:00:14 +0000

This is what you get.

Bad Parenting: Encouraging Your Kid To Look Like A Douche

nOOb Dad — Tue, 03 May 2011 14:06:46 +0000

Smile and say "ASSCLOWNS!"

Bad Parenting: Using The Kid As A Hot Potato

nOOb Dad — Mon, 02 May 2011 14:52:49 +0000

This might ruin our whole vacation