nOOb Dad

Come on Disney I expected more from you.  You really needed to design a sippy cup where the straw is in such a location as to look like something it in no way should look like?  Look at Buzz Lightyear up there with his arms crossed looking so proud of what he has to offer. [...]

Remember that show you used to watch as a kid in school? Yeah, well they’ve revamped the series more times than Zack Taylor has been pulled over for driving while black. Power Rangers not only changed up the show every other year for the past two decades, but they rolled out a new toy line [...]

I understand that Thomas the Train and all of his friends on Sodor are a beloved institution.  That shows have been voice by some legendary names, George Carlin, Ringo Starr, and Alec Baldwin, but I have had enough of that blue idiot.  Every episode is the same thing.  Thomas or one of his buddies are [...]

With dedicated isles at every big box store, tech toys and educational games are waging war and confounding parents. Find out why the LeapFrog Explorer is the 2011 Toy of the Year.

Christmas time brings us two things: presents and more sugar-filled treats than we should consume. While you may still be recovering from a turkey induced coma from Thanksgiving last week, others are full of Christmas cheer and the urge to spend every last dime they have – which leads me to my next point… Your [...]

Nothing like going to the toy store to pick something special out for your child and running across a very unique toy.  The toy that will make your child ask very probing questions that should not be discussed for many years.  You have to wonder what toy manufacturers are thinking when something like this pops [...]

For those guys that putt around in the bathroom. PUN!

Fact: The number one New Year’s Resolution for American men is to lose weight/workout more. Fact: Sometimes working out can suck, especially if you’re broke and can’t afford to hit the gym. Fact: She will leave you if you get fat, if she say’s otherwise she’s a liar.

These will make you think twice before purchase.

Ding! Fries are done.