What’s the most sentimental thing your mother has ever done for you? Oh, that’s it? Yep, I was right. She doesn’t love you. Don’t worry, dude, it’s not your fault she was too busy watching The Young and the Restless to give you the love and affection that you needed.
Case in point, BuzzFeed shared the story of Redditor justgrant2009. As legend has it; he received this gift from his mom on his wedding day. She filled a lamp with all the items she found in his pockets while doing his laundry as he was growing up. Surprisingly absent are the cheat sheets, condoms, and fake I.D. from his high school years. Check out the link for more pics of the contents inside the truly one-of-a-kind lamp.