Need Last Minute Christmas Gift For The Wife? How About A Vagina Massage?

16 Dec

Nothing like coming home from a hard day at work and getting your under-carriage rubbed by a “workout machine.” Your wife will thank you every night. “Thhhhhaaaaaannkkk youuuuu honnneyyyy!! I cannn feellllll myyyy cooorreee….oh God, I’m almost there.”

The Mustang Core Machine. Good stripper name. And only $299 dollars, MARKED DOWN, from $399. Tis the season for low prices. I’d buy seven but the number is cut off on the bottom. Shucks.

Great for the kids too. Looks like a mini-horse outside the supermarket.


3 Responses to “Need Last Minute Christmas Gift For The Wife? How About A Vagina Massage?”

  1. HHR December 16, 2010 at 10:32 am #

    Seriously. I mean seriously. Your move, Shake Weight.

  2. Verdann December 31, 2010 at 8:24 am #

    Awesome it’s a much less expensive version of the sybian.

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