Need Last Minute Christmas Gift For The Wife? How About A Vagina Massage?
16 Dec
Nothing like coming home from a hard day at work and getting your under-carriage rubbed by a “workout machine.” Your wife will thank you every night. “Thhhhhaaaaaannkkk youuuuu honnneyyyy!! I cannn feellllll myyyy cooorreee….oh God, I’m almost there.”
The Mustang Core Machine. Good stripper name. And only $299 dollars, MARKED DOWN, from $399. Tis the season for low prices. I’d buy seven but the number is cut off on the bottom. Shucks.
Great for the kids too. Looks like a mini-horse outside the supermarket.
Seriously. I mean seriously. Your move, Shake Weight.
Awesome it’s a much less expensive version of the sybian.