There is this odd rumor going around (most cultivated from terrible stand-up acts) that men fix everything with duct tape. I’ve never once fixed anything with duct tape because 1) I’ve never fixed anything in my life and 2) I don’t own duct tape. I guess I just don’t fit the typical male helpless stereotype. Yiippppeeeee for me!
Unfunny ideas sometimes lead to funny shirts. This is a funny shirt. The Duck Tape shirt from Threadless. Wear it until it rips and you’ve got to patch it with…wait for it…a patch.