Combination Sink/Urinal: Just Don’t Forget Which End is Which

30 Aug

Any dad will tell you that time is precious. Especially when dealing with kids. You’ve got to combine activities because there isn’t enough time in the day. Shaving and showering. Eating and reading. Peeing and washing your hands.

This bizarre contraption is a urinal that lets guys do their thing, then gives them a place to wash their hands without moving a step.The dirty sink water is used to flush the urinal, so the treehuggers will like the way it saves water. It also takes up a lot less room than a separate sink and urinal, so they can fit more into a small bathroom reducing the waiting times.

This is combination is great for kids. It teaches them the importance of washing their hands after they do their business and it also cuts down the time for them to piss around (figuratively) in the men’s room. Honestly, what’s the fascination for kids with the rest room? Don’t they realize it’s where sh*t happens (this time literally). Is it the ice skating rink like floors? The running water? The free mints at the bottom of the urinals?

The only question is why stop at just sink/urinal combo? There are hundreds of other combinations to make life easier on us guys. How about toilet/sink? Shower/bed? Strip club/hoagie shop? Porn DVD rental/Jergens dispenser? Might as well add a divorce lawyer hotline to any of those ideas.

Urinal and sink combo offers guys one-stop bathroom shopping – [DVICE]


12 Responses to “Combination Sink/Urinal: Just Don’t Forget Which End is Which”

  1. Steve Walker August 31, 2010 at 2:25 am #

    how do you shave?

    • nOOb Dad August 31, 2010 at 12:13 pm #

      With the yellow water

  2. Dan Osipov August 31, 2010 at 12:51 pm #

    Actually, you can take a normal sink, and install it at the height just below your belt. Then it doubles as both. My dad taught me that trick.

    • nOOb Dad August 31, 2010 at 2:34 pm #

      Is that the “Courier Times” Method?

      • Dan Osipov September 1, 2010 at 12:47 pm #

        Now that I think of it – it just might be! So they didn’t have one urinal, but five! Shows they care.

  3. Terry August 31, 2010 at 1:24 pm #

    I have to stand on my toes to piss in the sink.
    That’s why I hate when the tub and the toilet are being used simultaneously…

    • nOOb Dad August 31, 2010 at 2:35 pm #

      Everyone at the homeless shelter hates you for that.

  4. digitz September 4, 2010 at 3:55 am #

    This sounds great, but I’d want to have a maid to clean that thing, preferably french.

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