“Celebrity Wife Swap” is going to happen, people: ABC is currently casting celebs for six episodes of “Wife Swap,” the show where two families trade moms and lifestyles for a week. We can probably expect “Celebrity Wife Swap” to be similar—just thinner, richer and most likely more crazy.
It’s a fantastic, fantastic idea says Donald Trump. A really, really solid idea says Donald Trump. Just a good, good idea…sorry! Once I start talking like him I can’t stop! Anyway, if it’s two celebs switching places it will die in the water. “Oh, look at your life, my life is harder. I only make half a million a day. I only have three servants. I wipe my own ass.” No one wants to watch celebs “roughing it” in another family.
Now, the real money maker, is to swap with normal people, so the celeb lives like a schlub for a week and some bored housewife gets to pretend to be stinking rich for a week. If that were the case I’d sign up right now. My wife could use a week of high living and Brooke Burke cleaning my toilets in a thong, well, I’ll survive.