Men spend more time on the toilet than the golf course. If it were up to them, they’d combine the two, and play 18 holes in their bathroom. Possibly crap on a golf course. Literally crap on the course. Their golf game is hypothetically crapping on the course. Different but same.
Father’s Day approaches. Help Dad perfect his putting while he is dropping a nine-iron in the indoor water hazard. Get him a putter for the crapper. Trust me, he will thank you. Probably in about an hour. He might even spray and open a window. Now there is a heartfelt Thank You.