Pop-Tarts To Open Store In Times Square; Serving Breakfast, Brunch And Whenever You’re Stoned

8 Aug

The smell of burnt fake pastry to make its Times Square debut. Pop-Tarts, the least healthiest breakfast option for kids, parents, inmates, diabetics and anyone hoping to live past forty is opening a store in Times Square.

Please join us at this exclusive “behind-the-foil” opportunity the evening before doors open to the public. Help us celebrate the opening of Pop-Tarts’ first-ever retail store and experience its one-of-a-kind interactive elements, including: samplings from the Pop-Tarts World Café, the Varietizer, which creates customized boxes of Pop-Tarts that feature your favorite flavors, the Customization Station, which helps you design your very own Pop-Tarts T-shirt.

Choose from exotic flavors like apple, cherry and high fructose death berry (limited time).

This development just means we are one step closer to a Totino’s Pizza Piazza and the entire world I dreamed up every time I got baked in college. Oh Pillsbury Man won’t this world be grand! Just you and me, eating junk and poking your belly! Oh that giggle is infectious!

Pop-Tarts to Open First Ever Shop and Cafe in Times Sq. [Eater]

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4 Responses to “Pop-Tarts To Open Store In Times Square; Serving Breakfast, Brunch And Whenever You’re Stoned”

  1. Keith Wilcox August 8, 2010 at 3:25 pm #

    No Way! I read this twice because I thought you were joking. Are pop tarts really that popular? I didn’t know.

    • nOOb Dad August 8, 2010 at 3:30 pm #

      Sadly, yes. Next time you’re in the grocery store, check the Pop-Tart section. Too many to name. I’m guessing they’ll use it kind of a like a storefront/billboard and getting new customers. You know, because only like, 100K people walk through Times Square in a day.

  2. Pablo August 9, 2010 at 3:55 pm #

    and easy to toast when your hung over!

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