The smell of burnt fake pastry to make its Times Square debut. Pop-Tarts, the least healthiest breakfast option for kids, parents, inmates, diabetics and anyone hoping to live past forty is opening a store in Times Square.
Please join us at this exclusive “behind-the-foil” opportunity the evening before doors open to the public. Help us celebrate the opening of Pop-Tarts’ first-ever retail store and experience its one-of-a-kind interactive elements, including: samplings from the Pop-Tarts World Café, the Varietizer, which creates customized boxes of Pop-Tarts that feature your favorite flavors, the Customization Station, which helps you design your very own Pop-Tarts T-shirt.
Choose from exotic flavors like apple, cherry and high fructose death berry (limited time).
This development just means we are one step closer to a Totino’s Pizza Piazza and the entire world I dreamed up every time I got baked in college. Oh Pillsbury Man won’t this world be grand! Just you and me, eating junk and poking your belly! Oh that giggle is infectious!