Knee And Lap Coffee Mugs For People Without Tables
9 May
There is nothing, and I mean not a thing, better than a nice hot cup of coffee on your crotch. It really invigorates the senses! It brings the mind to full alert. It allows for that visit to the emergency room you’ve been avoiding for so long.
Now, normal people are probably doing it the old fashioned way, by just taking the cups of Joe and dumping them right on their crotch. This isn’t the 1990′s! Live in the now. Try the Knee/Lap Mug and let that coffee spill on it’s own good time.
Enter the Knee and Lap mugs! These two mug designs take into account the topology of your lap as a viable surface upon which to rest. The lap mug is pointed at the base to sit between your legs, while the knee mug is scalloped to sit atop your knee. Sure, if you actually do have enough space in your busy desk to fit a mug, each mug does have a flat portion and can rest comfortably there.
I personally don’t want any part of my body “scalloped” but I’m a backwards kind of fella. I like my hot mugs of drink on tables and hamburgers kept out of my anus.
