If Wedding Cake Toppers Told The Future

First she falls through the wedding cake, then the bedroom floor and finally through the couch and down to China. Perhaps all the extra girth is from a little too much wedding cake or all those 100 calorie yogurts. Of course, she eats 15 a day, because she is starving on this new diet. It’s a shake for breakfast, 15 blueberry yogurts, a half stick of low-fat lard and four hundred chips of ice with lemon squeezed on top.

It’s really working you guys! She has gone down one T-shirt size. She is now a Men’s Small.

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