First she falls through the wedding cake, then the bedroom floor and finally through the couch and down to China. Perhaps all the extra girth is from a little too much wedding cake or all those 100 calorie yogurts. Of course, she eats 15 a day, because she is starving on this new diet. It’s a shake for breakfast, 15 blueberry yogurts, a half stick of low-fat lard and four hundred chips of ice with lemon squeezed on top.
It’s really working you guys! She has gone down one T-shirt size. She is now a Men’s Small.